dorkly:

The Captain America Bathrobe Looks Comfy, Patriotic

Because superheroes wear their underwear on the outside, or sometimes, not at all.

dorkly:

The Captain America Bathrobe Looks Comfy, Patriotic

Because superheroes wear their underwear on the outside, or sometimes, not at all.

temariart:

Today’s BuckySteve doodle

temariart:

Today’s BuckySteve doodle

Steve Rogers - Do You Want To Fight Hydra?
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hiddlesmell:

Do You Want to Fight Hydra?

Bucky?
Do you want to fight HYDRA?
Come on, let’s play pretend
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
I miss my best friend

We used to best buddies
And now we’re not
I wish you would tell me why

Do you want to fight HYDRA?
It doesn’t have to be HYDRA
(Go away, Steve.)
Okay, bye.

Do you want to fight HYDRA?
And punch Hitler in the face?
All these Avengers want to recrute me
But all I want to do is to feel your embrace
Stay away from me, Nick Fury

It gets a little lonely
And I was frozen here
Watching the years go by

Bucky?
Please, I know you’re in there
People say you forgot about me
They say you’re long gone now
But we’ve made a vow
Please, remember me
Even when I had nothing
I had you
So what are we gonna do?
Do you want to fight HYDRA?

inspired by vegandragon's beautiful fanart x

Who the hell is Bucky?
My boyfriend while having sex. (via buckysexual)

swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

cottna:

I made you tea.

cottna:

I made you tea.

darling-you-ll-be-okayy:

preparetobemildlyentertained:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

misswho221b:

partners-in-time:

misswho221b:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

  • Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

oh my god the link

Reblogging so more people have this link

musicsunlovedreams:

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

I’m crying I love puns so much

in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same

punkukulele:

no but bucky being really wary of touching steve with his metal hand bc he’s really insecure about it, but steve accepts his synthetic arm whole heartedly and it secretly turns him on

peanute99:

DONT YOU DARE TELL ME THAT DURING PRE-SERUM TIMES BUCKY DIDNT TRY TO DO MOUTH-TO-MOUTH ON STEVE AT LEAST ONCE WHEN HE HAD HIS ASTHMA ATTACKS

dumbledoreswomanthroughnthrough:

"We used to be best buddies and now we’re not, I wish you would tell me why…”

dumbledoreswomanthroughnthrough:

"We used to be best buddies and now we’re not, I wish you would tell me why…”

steverogersorbust:

the more and more i rewatch first avenger and chew on the winter soldier, the more i am convinced that bucky barnes was fucking ass over teakettle IN LOVE with steve rogers from the very beginning soooo there’s that

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