LOL, have you ever tried to read straight porn after reading gay porn fics for like ever? Omfg, no lie, I cringed! I was like, why is there a vagina? Where is the other dick?!

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

I……ok that was a werid one

Avengers Photoset #22

Super Strippers by sparkyHERO

me on my dash: i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already

evelynwoe:

  • finds the other persons wallet on the street and goes on a quest to give it back au
  • the only two people at a bar rooting for the same football team au
  • dentist waiting room au (seriously that shit takes so long)
  • waiting for a flight that gets delayed au
  • street magician au
  • take the same bus every morning au
  • "stop talking during the movie i am trying to watch dick bag" au
  • having each other’s names on coke bottles and discovering it in the line to pay au

captain america: the winter soldier gag reel

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

hazelandaugustuswaters:

OH. MY. GOSH. @fishingboatproceeds

micdotcom:

Captain America totally nails America’s immigration problem 

What would iconic superhero Captain America say about America’s on-going immigration debate? He’d say the obvious: That we’re not treating people coming to this country like human beings.
Congress should take Cap’s advice | Follow micdotcom

micdotcom:

Captain America totally nails America’s immigration problem 

What would iconic superhero Captain America say about America’s on-going immigration debate? He’d say the obvious: That we’re not treating people coming to this country like human beings.

Congress should take Cap’s advice Follow micdotcom

maihor:

A study of Nagisa’s midterms grades

English: 31
Math: 41
Japanese: 55
History: 98

queerodinson:

steve casually calling tony a ‘whippersnapper’ when he says something disagreeable

bucky muttering about ‘that bieber hooligan’ and how he didn’t fight for his country to have this canadian ruining the shit he stands for

steve and bucky calling people that piss them off ‘son’

steve getting…

sarandco:

can’t believe steve and bucky are retiring from being superheros to get married and adopt a daughter wow 

katetheegreat:

So I was watching Love Stage after Free and I….

am I the only one who noticed this ??? saMe voice actor speaking to same voice actor who plays a Rei ???!/! ? /??

im-driveway:

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

IM FUCKING CRYING

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this