florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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citizenkwam:

Truth bomb.

citizenkwam:

Truth bomb.

me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what
att:

#X pauses the conversation until you get there. No text is worth a life.

Artwork by Matthew Williamson 

att:

#X pauses the conversation until you get there. No text is worth a life.

Artwork by Matthew Williamson 

corsetedwintersoldier:

Bucky and Natasha going shopping in New York one day, and Bucky just kind of stops dead on the sidewalk, eyes glued to a widespread FCKH8 ad or something like it on one of those big tvs in times square.

Natasha’s like “Bucky, what’s wrong??”

he’s like “….That’s new.”

"What? The megatron? yeah,…

A FAN-FIC WRITER’S LIFE

nephilimgirlbooks:

thudworm:

impishtubist:

wafelisen:

*Writes a line*

*Procrastinates for an hour*

*Deletes line*

*Watches youtube for an hour*

*Eats everything in fridge*

*Writes a line*

*Thinks deeply about life*

*Feels like tossing the laptop into the ocean*

*Browses Tumblr for an hour*

*Whoa, inspiration strikes*

*Writes 3000+ Words in an hour*

Also applies to original stories.

See, the only part of that process I have difficulty with is the last step.

The last step. Yeah, I WISH

storyofagayboy:

***URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***
Grindr, a popular app for gay men, now carries an urgent warning for users in Egypt. According to many sources, Egyptian authorities are posing as LGBT people on various social media sites to identify and arrest homosexual people. The app is urging users in the region to proceed with extreme caution, especially when identifying themselves or arranging meetings/hookups. While so far the focus seems to be on gay men, all LGBT people in the area should be cautious. Reports show that Egyptian police have carried out violent raids on private homes which lead to the arrests of several gay men. These men were then subjected to disturbing medical “exams.” Police also raided an LGBT party last year, violently arresting many and sentencing them to up to 12 years hard labour. While homosexuality is not illegal in Egypt, athorities are using sexual deviance, debauchery and insulting public morals as terms for the crackdown. Many claim this fresh attack on the LGBT community is lead by President Abdel-Fattah Al-Sisi who wishes for his country to be more Islamic.
For all of my LGBT friends here on tumblr, please be extremely careful as this situation develops. Remember to clear your search history, use private browsing if possible, and be extremely cautious with who you talk to online.

storyofagayboy:

***URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

Grindr, a popular app for gay men, now carries an urgent warning for users in Egypt. According to many sources, Egyptian authorities are posing as LGBT people on various social media sites to identify and arrest homosexual people. The app is urging users in the region to proceed with extreme caution, especially when identifying themselves or arranging meetings/hookups. While so far the focus seems to be on gay men, all LGBT people in the area should be cautious. Reports show that Egyptian police have carried out violent raids on private homes which lead to the arrests of several gay men. These men were then subjected to disturbing medical “exams.” Police also raided an LGBT party last year, violently arresting many and sentencing them to up to 12 years hard labour. While homosexuality is not illegal in Egypt, athorities are using sexual deviance, debauchery and insulting public morals as terms for the crackdown. Many claim this fresh attack on the LGBT community is lead by President Abdel-Fattah Al-Sisi who wishes for his country to be more Islamic.

For all of my LGBT friends here on tumblr, please be extremely careful as this situation develops. Remember to clear your search history, use private browsing if possible, and be extremely cautious with who you talk to online.

iwouldfookthat:

This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever made.

alwayswithatoneofsurprise:

Post catws, after failing to find Bucky for about 5 months, Steve comes home from the grocery store and checks his answer phone messages while he puts stuff away. The first one is Fury informing him of another mission the day after next, the second is drunk Tony demanding he comes to the party,…

days-til-avengers-2:

UK: 208 days
US: 215 days

voodooling:

Steve and Bucky learn about parkouring from the internet and they have a parkour competition and then a video of them parkouring goes viral because Steve tries to one up Bucky and he shouts out PARKOUR before trying to jump somewhere ridiculously far and he just falls on his ass and fails spectacularly and you just see Bucky crying from laughter and shouting ‘god bless america’